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Alamo sent me early tickets for June 8th. They obviously know.

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I mean... if you love the games/universe, I honestly see no reason why you would hate it (even if the audience full of hardcore fans clearly weren't pleased at our screening).
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I could've cared less about this movie, but it was dogshit.

I made sure to get into yesterday's screening based on advance word, but they're going to going to embargo this one and try to kill any major early word.

I can't remember the last major misstep for a movie like this. It's not quite Battlefield Earth level, but approaching it in terms of pissing money away.
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I think it's really interesting that Europe/China reviews are solid, and North American are ehhhhhhhhhh. And from the few game fans that have seen and written reviews it sounds like it could go either way. HYPE REGARDLESS but fuck orc Jesus.
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I just can't get by the terrible look of Paula Patton. When she speaks it looks so stupid.
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It's terribad. Disjointed like the U.S. cut of Legend.
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I think it's really interesting that Europe/China reviews are solid, and North American are ehhhhhhhhhh. And from the few game fans that have seen and written reviews it sounds like it could go either way. HYPE REGARDLESS but fuck orc Jesus.
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It's terribad. Disjointed like the U.S. cut of Legend.
I've actually never seen Legend, somehow.

Do you think there's stuff on the cutting room floor or just bad script?
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Get your shit straight, son! It's baby orc Moses!
As discussed in the other thread, he grows up to be orc Jesus. It was a huge issue when it happened in the games. Players flipped out.
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It won't be better than Lord of the Rings. Or Willow. Or Excalibur. Honestly, my expectations are at a Willow level. I expect nonsense and cheese, and hopefully at least one "fun" character. And it sounds like fun is missing, which bums me out.
Willow, at least, had the pig transformation. And yeah Patton's design is laughably bad (Hiding a strikingly beautiful woman like that behind that shit is...*head shakes*), and it's hard to tell the orcs apart.
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It's terribad. Disjointed like the U.S. cut of Legend.

That's actually a great comparison. You can look at the film and see that Universal panic edited the entire thing.

That being said, I could see this becoming a cult movie. Not a good one, but a cult movie.
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I've actually never seen Legend, somehow.

Do you think there's stuff on the cutting room floor or just bad script?
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FUCK YEAH $150M CULT FILM
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OK, but Ben Foster gets to BEN FUCKING FOSTER it up right?
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OK, but Ben Foster gets to BEN FUCKING FOSTER it up right?

Clancy Brown and Foster were the only two things that I didn't find fault with in the film.
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Clancy Brown and Foster were the only two things that I didn't find fault with in the film.
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Oh. Foster's stuff has fault. You literally have no idea why he distrusts/hates the young ex-apprentice sorcerer and why (and how? and when?) he's possessed by a demon (?) and turns evil.

Reasons! Off-screen reasons but still! REASOOOONS!
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Oh. Foster's stuff has fault. You literally have no idea why he distrusts/hates the young ex-apprentice sorcerer and why (and how? and when?) he's possessed by a demon (?) and turns evil.

Reasons! Off-screen reasons but still! REASOOOONS!

To that, I use the Poe Dameron argument. If you can make me enjoy a character enough that I can forgive a sudden second act disappearance, then I'm right the fuck onboard.

The whole Dances with Wolves by way of a WWII movie stuff felt extremely out of place.
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