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Old 05-27-2017, 06:15 AM
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Oh, god, why Rob? It looks awful! There was zero reason this movie needed to be remade. And even less of a reason to do it with Tom Cruise.

Related note: Christ on a cracker, Top Gun 2? They really have run out of movie ideas, haven't they?
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Oh, god, why Rob? It looks awful! There was zero reason this movie needed to be remade. And even less of a reason to do it with Tom Cruise.

Related note: Christ on a cracker, Top Gun 2? They really have run out of movie ideas, haven't they?
This sequel has been in development since 2001. Basically, Tom Cruise is aging and he needs to find comfortable roles to maintain his lifestyle.

Jack Reacher should've been it, then America realized that the majority of Jack Reacher tales are hot garbage.
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Oh, god, why Rob? It looks awful! There was zero reason this movie needed to be remade. And even less of a reason to do it with Tom Cruise.
My love for terrible things is nothing new. But for reals, I think that shit looks great dammit. I hate Tom Cruise as a person but love the guy as an actor.
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Old 05-30-2017, 10:46 AM
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Jack Reacher should've been it, then America realized that the majority of Jack Reacher tales are hot garbage.
I'll defend the hell out of the first film, but the sequel was arguable the worst film in Cruise's career. Just horrible. Too bad McQuarrie didn't stick around for the sequel, but I guess he's now fully committed to the M:I films...and that's ok, I guess.
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I love the first flick, and steered clear of the second because you guys.
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The second one made me angry because it was so bad.
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The second one made me angry because it was so bad.
The sequel is the movie that we all feared that the first one would be.
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Looks interesting.
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So...when does this embargo for reviews on THE MUMMY end? I'm dying to see just how badly it gets eviscerated.
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Old 06-06-2017, 08:16 AM
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So...when does this embargo for reviews on THE MUMMY end? I'm dying to see just how badly it gets eviscerated.

Wednesday. I'm literally waiting on a phone call to know when I screen it today.
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Totally seeing this in the theater. MUMMY 4 LYFE
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Totally seeing this in the theater. MUMMY 4 LYFE
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Old 06-06-2017, 08:32 AM
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I love that movie too. I just like the universal monsters a whole bunch.
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I was pretty excited for the Universal monster stuff until I saw Depp. Not interested at all unless they get GDT for Black Lagoon.
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It's getting crucified by critics.
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Critics Smritics. CRUISEY FIGHTS THE HOT CHICK FROM THE KINGSMAN. That's all I need.
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Critics Smritics. CRUISEY FIGHTS THE HOT CHICK FROM THE KINGSMAN. That's all I need.
If Universal could clone you, then Fast 8 wouldn't have underperformed.

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Meh to FAST 8. Fast 7 was terrible and Cruisey wasn't in it fighting the hot chick from The Kingsman.
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Meh to FAST 8. Fast 7 was terrible and Cruisey wasn't in it fighting the hot chick from The Kingsman.

I will say this for The Mummy. Russell Crowe is so fucking good in it. Everything else is bad. Not dog shit bad. Just "Knight & Day" bad.
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