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As long as he's not Singer's Superman, I'm good.
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Somehow they make Superman worse. I imagine the conversation was "can we make Kent look like one of Patrick Bateman's asshole associates? Yes? GREAT!"

EDIT: To clarify I would be much more interested in a Superman where Kent was a boss ass prick because HES FUCKING SUPERMAN
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Hey! The spitcurl doesn't look like an "S"! IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE AN "S"!! FUCK THIS MOVIE!!!

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According to Empire, this appears to be another take on the origin story (!) arriving 6 years after the last one with a villain we've already seen in a Superman film (!!)

Will there be backlash for this film's once more unto the origin approach or is it getting a pass because of Nolan and Snyder's promise of "awesome" results?
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Mad Supermen. MAN. Mad SuperMAN.
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According to Empire, this appears to be another take on the origin story (!) arriving 6 years after the last one with a villain we've already seen in a Superman film (!!)

Will there be backlash for this film's once more unto the origin approach or is it getting a pass because of Nolan and Snyder's promise of "awesome" results?
Since the last time we got his origin story on the silver screen was...30+ years ago, they'll just make the argument movie-goers these days are due for a newer interpretation. And since Superman Returns (a movie I personally love) was met with a "Meh!" impression, it's not like people are emotionally attached to Brandon Routh in that role like they are/were with Christopher Reeve or Tobey Maguire as the web-slinger.

So the answer is no.
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Good or bad, I sense that the film will flop.

Why?

Because people are seriously getting burnt out on superhero films. Factor in the OH GOD IT'S ANOTHER ORIGIN STORY factor and the REEVE'S SUPERMAN WILL NOT BE TOPPED general sense from everyone that I personally know...we'll see what happens.
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If there are actual action bits, I will not give a fuck.

Stalker Superman was the most repressed fucking Superman ever. This is counting the Punch Drunk Love theory version. His balls had fallen off from prolonged exposure to kryptonite.

SuperBateman?

HE LOOKS FUCKING BADASS.

I will smile. I will cry. I will use the joy and happy tears to ruin the movie-going experience for those in the range of my gasmrays.
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He looks more like Bruce Wayne than Clark Kent.

He's not wholesome enough for Kent. He looks like he might fuck all your daughters when you're not looking.
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I hate it when you're so fucking coy.

Also, unless this movie has Supes actually doing something like fighting robots or something I'll pass.
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I hate it when you're so fucking coy.

Also, unless this movie has Supes actually doing something like fighting robots or something I'll pass.
Here's what happens with WB/DC anymore. I hear something and I'm like fuck no
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Then, I see leaked images for it. I go...fuck, I should've ran it.

The only 100% successful scoop I got on TDK was the Scarecrow being in it with a detail by detail blowdown of the first 30 minutes.
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I thought this film was going to loosely follow Superman: Earth 1. At least, I was hoping it would cause SUPERMAN DOES SOMETHING. Plus, it's a slightly more unique origin and we all new this film would deal with his origin in some capacity.

Anyways, the pic above shows an actor walking. I remain cautiously optimistic until I see more.
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Superman is such a stupid character.
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