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Old 06-04-2010, 10:58 AM
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Goddamn, Mike!
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Old 06-04-2010, 11:02 AM
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Just announced. November 6th Bieber Invasion hits Houston. I can currently take out 25. I have time to train.
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Old 06-04-2010, 11:04 AM
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My non-aversion to repurposing beiber's body parts is the secret of my success. I think I did lose points for height though...
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Old 06-04-2010, 11:05 AM
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I will say Mike, I will now refrain from sassing the military force of Canada....for five minutes.
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Old 06-04-2010, 11:07 AM
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32 Biebers....
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Old 06-04-2010, 11:14 AM
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Gonna use the Blumpkins on 'em?
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Old 06-04-2010, 11:24 AM
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26 Biebers? Are they kidding me? They're not taking into account my awesome fatness - I can crush a couple of them at once with one good body slam!
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Old 06-04-2010, 12:18 PM
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19 Biebers. Hilarious! Thank you for finding this!
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Old 06-04-2010, 12:27 PM
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Old 06-04-2010, 12:28 PM
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Nah, good on that kid. Fucker was found THROUGH YOU TUBE AND NOW MAKES MILLIONS.

I agree, but my fetish for eviscerating pop icons with my bare hands overcomes my pragmatism.
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Old 06-04-2010, 01:39 PM
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I'm sure if a few of you had my back, we could take at least a hundred between us.
Just doin' my bit...



I wasn't sure if 5' 10'' qualified as "tall" so I may have unwittingly done myself out of a few extra Biebers by going with "average" height.
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Old 06-04-2010, 01:41 PM
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Yeah, I thought 5'10" was average. Damn....
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Old 06-04-2010, 01:45 PM
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(*Looks down at snack of diet Pepsi and reduced fat chips on desk*)

Oh, that's all wrong - that'll never help me bulk up to increase my kill numbers!
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Old 06-04-2010, 01:55 PM
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Don't eat the fingers... spit them back with a snarky comment.

And his blood makes you fight better.
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Old 06-04-2010, 01:57 PM
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And his blood makes you fight better.
A thousand times yes.
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Old 06-04-2010, 01:58 PM
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There wasn't an option for grabbing a Bieber by the ankles and flogging other Biebers to death with him? WTF?
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There wasn't an option for grabbing a Bieber by the ankles and flogging other Biebers to death with him?
Or ripping off one of their heads and rolling it at a squad of encroaching Biebers, knocking them down in the process... just like he knocked down those pins in his very own video.

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I like the cut of your jib, Bobby. This quiz needs revising.
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Old 06-04-2010, 02:29 PM
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I like the cut of your jib, Bobby. This quiz needs revising.
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You enter the Bieber Queen's layer and find your kidnapped comrade. However, as you begin to leave, the sea of shells on the floor around you, all filled impending Biebers, start to hatch, unleashing their saccharine progeny upon the World. Also, the Bieber Queen awakens and advances on you. What happens next?

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  2. You push your comrade out of the way and run like the clappers out of there.
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Old 06-04-2010, 02:31 PM
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I picked that one! And it still gave me a 26 Bieber count! It's because I'm short, I know it.

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There wasn't an option for grabbing a Bieber by the ankles and flogging other Biebers to death with him? WTF?
That would be so awesome!

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Or ripping off one of their heads and rolling it at a squad of encroaching Biebers, knocking them down in the process... just like he knocked down those pins in his very own video.

"Homage, sucka!"
As would this! My fellow Podcaustians.... proud, proud I am!

EDIT: Bobby! "The Bieber Queen" just made me snort out loud at my desk!
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