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Old 07-24-2009, 09:00 AM
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DER I HAZ NO IDEA DENNY'S WUZ BAD 4 ME....


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Nick DeBenedetto, a 48-year-old resident of Tinton Falls, N.J., said he has eaten for many years at Denny's restaurants but does not cook with salt or use the salt shaker at home. He is being treated for high blood pressure.
I call fucking bullshit. Never use salt at home?! Then he must never eat at home. There is no fucking way you'd never use some salt while cooking.

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For example, Denny's Meat Lover's Scramble, which has two eggs with chopped bacon, diced ham, crumbled sausage, Cheddar cheese, plus two bacon strips, two sausage links, hash browns, and two pancakes has 5,690 mg sodium...
Who would think that would be even remotely healthy? Delicious yes, healthy no.
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Old 07-24-2009, 09:04 AM
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Remotely healthy? No. Full of insane goodness? Yes. I've had one of those before. Sooooo good.
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Old 07-24-2009, 09:09 AM
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Old 07-24-2009, 09:11 AM
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Old 07-24-2009, 09:12 AM
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They need to check this guy for mild retardation before they even bother with his sodium levels.

In other words: HOW ABOUT, OH I DON'T KNOW, NOT EATING AT DENNY'S ALL THE TIME YOU FLABBY FAUX-OUTRAGED FUCKING MORON
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That on the other hand.....doesn't remotely sound full of goodness. Brains? Yuck. Something seems wrong about eating brains (doesn't matter whose).
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Old 07-24-2009, 09:36 AM
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Disagree! Brains tacos = awesome.
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Old 07-24-2009, 10:42 AM
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Overly processed food loaded with sodium? At Dennny's no less? Shocking, just shocking.

And no shit about brains being that high in chorlesterol. A brain is 60% fat.
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The makeup of the brain is 60% fat due to large quantities of myelin (which itself is 70% fat) insulating the axons of neurons.

Brain consumption can result in contracting fatal transmissible spongiform encephalopathies such as Variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease and other prion diseases in humans and mad cow disease in cattle. Another prion disease called kuru has been traced to a funerary ritual among the Fore people of Papua New Guinea in which those close to the dead would eat the brain of the deceased to create a sense of immortality. Some archaeological evidence suggests that the mourning rituals of European Neanderthals also involved the consumption of the brain. Because of the risk of being infected by prions one should always wear gloves when handling brains.
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Shit, I just use some purell after I handle my brains. Does the trick.
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Unless we're in a zombie apocalypse, you're a coronor or in fact the guy from Re-Animator. There's no reason you should be handling brains.
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I handle brain all the time.
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Please don't call your cock that.
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Unless we're in a zombie apocalypse, you're a coronor or in fact the guy from Re-Animator. There's no reason you should be handling brains.
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Sure, why not. I would have also acceped Rob as the mad scientist from Freaked.
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Wow. Who knew the stupidity inherent in the Skip Scrambler lawsuit in Arrested Development would become a reality.

And the stupidity would be in the form of an humanoid.

I bet George Lucas doesn't eat at Denny's. Otherwise he wouldn't have that sodium-deficient goiter/eggsack on his face.
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I'm not going to read the case but does it involve the Moons over my Hammy?
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