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Old 02-26-2008, 03:15 PM
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Default Craigs List Thread : The best of!

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...95322346.html?

What can I say? Nothing....I guess....WTF!?!
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Default Re: WOW....wow

"I am a lvl 8 warrior seeking my adventuring companion for game play and fornication. I partake in only adventure/fantasy role play, no creepy goth stuff, it?s too weird. Only sanctioned spells allowed, costume dress optional but preferred. I have the body of a wandering Norwegian brawler and short brown hair. Please be quite buxom and imaginative for play and enjoy fantasy role play aesthetics. Please send pics, leves, preferred adventure type and spell list. We could go get dinner (under $20), and watch a movie. Also I?m allergic to cats. "

There is just too much awesome in that post. And only level 8? Fuck that, anyone can get to level 10 in under two hours. Actually, I've been toying with the idea of getting back into this game again. I need a new MMORPG and Warhammer is taking too long to get here. Although I was thinking about trying that free Pirates of the Carribbean MMORPG.
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Old 02-26-2008, 03:23 PM
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Default Craigs List Thread : The best of!

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/497575004.html

Requirements:
Be attractive -- sorry, I know, an attractive zombie, but it's possible. HWP, at the very least.
Know how to *act like a zombie*. I am specifically looking for someone with *zombie experience*. In San Francisco, I don't think this is asking a lot.
Be able to *look like a zombie*. This means dressing the part and knowing how to appropriately do your makeup.
Don't be shy. You're going to be dressed like a zombie and growling and groaning and spattering fake blood and all else everywhere. In public. To an audience that may not even be that into it (but I bet they will be!)


Awesome. Just awesome.

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Old 02-26-2008, 04:05 PM
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Default Re: Hot Zombie Sex!



She is one little freak.
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Old 02-26-2008, 05:04 PM
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Old 02-26-2008, 05:35 PM
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Default Re: WOW....wow

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/den/493689524.html

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Old 02-26-2008, 05:38 PM
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Default Re: WOW....wow

Yep. I almost posted that one. We may need to just make a thread for craigslist ads. May be easier me thinks.
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I have a feeling this will not end well. Let the spam commence.
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http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/290529230.html

Rules, rules, rules, life has rules.
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Default Re: Craigs List Thread : The best of!



Sorry, couldn't find a link to the original post.
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Old 02-27-2008, 05:16 PM
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Climax in a vortex - You just can't make that kind of stuff up.
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Crafto gets +50 rep!
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Default Re: Craigs List Thread : The best of!

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aus/323013997.html

Just awesome....I actually LOL'd over here.

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http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aus/323013997.html

Just awesome....I actually LOL'd over here.

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Freaking Hilarious.
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Default Re: Craigs List Thread : The best of!

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/176368889.html

?Fuck yeah bitch it?s going down?

?Look at you! Is that even hair? Who would want you??
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Old 02-28-2008, 03:28 PM
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http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/161676427.html

This could have been written about Boomer...
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Old 02-28-2008, 03:36 PM
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http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chi/110575058.html

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Quote:
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Well here is a reason to love craiglist...
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FUCKING WEBSENSE SUCKS!!!! I can't see any of this...if possible please paste screen shots.
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