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Old 06-12-2017, 07:45 AM
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That description still sounds awesome, though.
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If this shit ends up like the Witch or the Void I'll be super annoyed.
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Old 06-12-2017, 08:59 AM
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Old 06-12-2017, 09:09 AM
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7 DAYS IN HELL was kinda meh, so I'm not going to go out of my way to see this one.
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Old 06-12-2017, 09:12 AM
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If this shit ends up like the Witch or the Void I'll be super annoyed.
Closer to The Witch. But I love The Witch. I loved It Comes At Night too, but I don't want to be that depressed again.
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Old 06-13-2017, 08:20 AM
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The OG is great. This looks ok I guess.
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second time seeing it, but fuck that shark movie.

On a side note, Book of Henry just gets better in hindsight. Cars 3 was good too.
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Old 06-14-2017, 07:20 AM
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That shark movie with those two chicks in a shark tank that gets severed or whatever? The trailers made it look somewhat entertaining. No gore or anything?
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That shark movie with those two chicks in a shark tank that gets severed or whatever? The trailers made it look somewhat entertaining. No gore or anything?

It should've stayed DTV. The gore is non-existent due to the way the edits happen. It cashes in on PG-13 scares to make dumb people crazy.

What was amazing though was the fact that I got stuck in a heavily African American section of the theater last night. It's like MST3K, but in a way that makes me laugh.

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What the fuck he say?
He said the Bitch is going to get the Bends if she swims up too fast
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The Bends, bitch. It's like when you swim too fast and you shit yourself.
Sharks like shit?
Sharks eat shit, blood, assholes. You don't fuck with sharks, woman.


In the row below them, I'm nearly pissing myself laughing.
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Old 06-15-2017, 10:55 AM
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It should've stayed DTV. The gore is non-existent due to the way the edits happen. It cashes in on PG-13 scares to make dumb people crazy.

What was amazing though was the fact that I got stuck in a heavily African American section of the theater last night. It's like MST3K, but in a way that makes me laugh.

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What the fuck he say?
He said the Bitch is going to get the Bends if she swims up too fast
What is Depends?
The Bends, bitch. It's like when you swim too fast and you shit yourself.
Sharks like shit?
Sharks eat shit, blood, assholes. You don't fuck with sharks, woman.


In the row below them, I'm nearly pissing myself laughing.
I saw Freddy vs Jason sitting a row below that section. BEST MOVIE EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE.
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Old 06-22-2017, 07:24 AM
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Fincher directing World War Z 2? WHY?!

The first movie was fucking terrible. I fail to see what he's going to bring to the table with this.
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Just read a full spoiler breakdown of Book of Henry and holy shit I am seeing that cluster fuck.
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Fucking NEED me some more Jurassic Park
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heck yeah, was just coming in here to post that.
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Shouldn't it be 'Life..uh...finds a waaaay'
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Some quick work in paint:
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hahaha
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The rundown:

The House - Pleasantly short. Never overstays. This might be Rafi's breakout movie role.

Transformers 5 - The kid loves it. I appreciate it how it plays like an episode of the cartoon and less like the shitty movies that precede it.

The Beguiled - It's not the Clint version, but it improves dramatically everytime I think about it.

Despicable Me 3 - It's a DM movie. Trey Parker shows that he has a life beyond South Park. But, it's just a DM movie.

Baby Driver - I hate Film Twitter's love for Edgar Wright. But, this is his first movie that really floored me. Amazing soundtrack and amazing shooting. Friedkin's praise for the driving sequences was apt.

The Little Hours - fun, but forgettable.

Amityville: Why Is This a Movie? - I had to submit a rough draft of my review to see if I can legally post it.

The B Side, Patti Cakes, Spider-Man, Ghost Story and Apes I see this week.

Dunkirk is scheduled for week after.
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