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Old 04-17-2017, 07:56 AM
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Statham and Rock definitely ran with it. There's no way they keep the Shaw brothers good guys right? They're our villains for the next two right?
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OH! Scott Eastwood. Holy shit is he awful. He's supposed to be the unlikable suit, but he's just an awful cinematic presence. Drags the entire movie down a couple notches, seriously. It would have been more enjoyable without him. A bad choice to try and replace Paul Walker.
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Not sure on the Shaw brothers. I think Statham is around for good (although there needs to be a scene where he acknowledges/apologizes for Han. That baggage can't just be ignored) but Owen is probably done except for minor cameos.

And yeah, Scott Eastwood is a charisma vacuum. He's bad in this. I'd rather have Lucas Black back to fill the 'straight man' role.
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Not sure on the Shaw brothers. I think Statham is around for good (although there needs to be a scene where he acknowledges/apologizes for Han. That baggage can't just be ignored) but Owen is probably done except for minor cameos.

And yeah, Scott Eastwood is a charisma vacuum. He's bad in this. I'd rather have Lucas Black back to fill the 'straight man' role.

Eastwood got the job because he works cheap and he's a long time Paul Walker pal.

Fate is bad, but it's not traditionally bad. It's just so poorly shot when compared with the other films in this series. It's such a step back to the Rob Cohen films that Universal should be embarrassed, but they won't be. These movies print money for them.

As far as I know, friendly Shaws are around for awhile.
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Fate is bad, but it's not traditionally bad. It's just so poorly shot when compared with the other films in this series. It's such a step back to the Rob Cohen films that Universal should be embarrassed, but they won't be. These movies print money for them.
It feels like a movie that was made by someone who thought the wildest action movie they ever saw was Face/Off.
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It feels like a movie that was made by someone who thought the wildest action movie they ever saw was Face/Off.
The fact that they fucked up the NYC sequence is so fucking lame. That could've been a keystone scene.
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This film series straddles the line between bad/bad and fun/bad. FAST FIVE is the only one that I'd call fun/good.
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The fact that they fucked up the NYC sequence is so fucking lame. That could've been a keystone scene.
A world of batshit insane ANYTHING was possible, with some shit that is totally rooted in reality. It should have been breathtaking AND scary. Instead it was just kinda alright.

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1 - Fun/Bad (too earnest)
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4 - Bad/bad (dull as shit but sets up everything else, shame all the world building happens in this turd)
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6 - Fun/Outstanding
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8 - Fun/Bad (too pedestrian HOW WHEN HE GRABBED A DAMN TORPEDO)
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Last rumblings I heard was Gray was sticking around and Johnson is gone.
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They kinda gave Dwayne an 'out' with how F8 ended. Not surprised.
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Well Diesel being a diva "helps."

The same attitude that fucked him circa-2002
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The Rock certainly doesn't need this franchise anymore.
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Last rumblings I heard was Gray was sticking around and Johnson is gone.

Johnson is gone regardless. He's shooting 5 films a year for the next 3 years.
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The franchise didn't start hitting the blockbuster dough till Fast Five. Johnson's intro.

That isn't a coincidence.
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Johnson is gone regardless. He's shooting 5 films a year for the next 3 years.
Yeah, not sure when he'd be able to fit in another one of these movies. Again, the ending of the film indicated that he was out (he said so to Russell) in order to coach his daughter's soccer team.
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Last rumblings I heard was Gray was sticking around and Johnson is gone.
Johnson is still in: http://www.slashfilm.com/vin-diesel-...d/#more-411176
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