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Old 04-08-2010, 01:54 PM
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GOLD!!!

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Old 04-12-2010, 11:29 AM
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This is the best site ever. The accounts are very well written, but soul-crushing. THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!
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Old 04-12-2010, 11:31 AM
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"Proust-like crime novel"!

Hockendamn, that's fucking GOLD!
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Old 04-12-2010, 11:44 AM
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If this is anything like "Look at this Fucking hipster", we're in for some gold.

BEAAAAANNNNNNSSSSSSSSS!
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Old 04-12-2010, 12:02 PM
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I was in tears the first time I found that site. And I thought I was all cool, I thought, "Hey, I can send them a couple of my bad dates, right?" Wrong - the stuff on there makes mine pale by comparison. There's nothing I could send them that could be funnier than the stuff on there.
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Old 04-12-2010, 12:28 PM
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Finally, for our third date, he asked me to come to his apartment so that he could “cook me the meal of my dreams.” We set the date and I said I would bring the wine. I arrived at the appointed time, and he opened the door. Everything smelled wonderfully good, just as he had said, and I said I would uncork the wine to give it a chance to breathe.
As I was uncorking the wine, I heard a noise behind me. A woman with a doubled up fist was striding towards me, screaming, “You whore, get out of my house, he’s MY brother and I am going to f**k him, not you, you slut!!” I swung my purse at her just as she was attempting to hit me in the face and hauled ass out of there.

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Old 04-12-2010, 01:41 PM
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See what I mean? Nothing, absolutely nothing in my dating history is as funny as that.
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Old 04-12-2010, 01:43 PM
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See what I mean? Nothing, absolutely nothing in my dating history is as horrifying as that, thank Hocken.
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Old 04-12-2010, 02:57 PM
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Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
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And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?
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Old 04-12-2010, 02:59 PM
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Don't see why not... no porn.

Boo!
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Old 04-12-2010, 03:19 PM
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is this site suitable for work viewing?
Yes, it's all just stories. The only pictures are all SFW that I've seen.
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Old 04-12-2010, 06:32 PM
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Oh man I have tears rolling down my face. This is hysterical! But I may never date again.
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Old 04-18-2010, 04:30 AM
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I'm convinced that you have to go through a couple of these to meet a nice guy in the long run. We all have to do our time!
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Old 04-18-2010, 06:44 AM
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"The creature I met at the restaurant had a development problem; his cranium was space-alien enormous, his bones looked frail, and his pale under-fed body was barely 5 feet tall."

A-hahahaha! This was the first one I laughed at, so far they're just plain horrifying. But awesome. It's like a car wreck, you don't want to look, but you can't tear your eyes away.
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Old 05-23-2010, 08:18 AM
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And now, to coincide with the 'I hate my job' thread:

http://myveryworstjob.com/
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